Of Bladders and Bowels: Natisha's Interview


Natisha, or Tish, as she is known on a couple of homeschooling email lists, lives in Indiana with her adventurous and fun-loving family. I advise you to hit the bathroom and empty your bladder before reading her interview...

1. How long have you been homeschooling (or if finished, how long did you homeschool)?

We are now in our third year of homeschooling our youngest 6 children, ages 14 years, 12 years, 9 years, 6 years (or as she says, 6 and A HALF), and 5 year old twins.

2. One of the main benefits of homeschooling is the freedom and flexibility it allows. Can you give us a few examples of how this freedom and flexibility benefited you (your family)?

The flexibility is the most enjoyable aspect of homeschooling, in my opinion. When a family member is in need of my/our presence for some reason, or a friend needs assistance, we’re free to switch our schedule around or postpone it, whichever is required, so that we can assist whenever we’re needed.

As secretary for my husband’s law practice, I have the flexibility to implement a lightened workload for the kids on those days when I’m extraordinarily busy with office duties. On those days, the older children help by caring for their younger siblings, being their “teacher” for the school day, and playing with them when Dad and I are busy in the office. Those are real life lessons no traditional classroom will offer!

The freedom to pick up and move our classes outdoors when the sun bursts forth from the clouds on an early, warm spring day is something we all cherish.


3. Another benefit of homeschooling is the fun factor. Can you give us a few examples of some especially fun times you had as a result of homeschooling?

We generally always have fun no matter what. Yes, there are days where one, or more, of us is cranky and we get on each others’ nerves, but thankfully those days are easily forgotten because we enjoy each others’ company and generally always have fun.

My most favorite fun times are those times we’ve taken our school on the road – walking the neighborhood to document the wildlife and plant life we see; trips to the soccer park to play and pick wildflowers; and, most of all, warm spring days spent in the yard gardening, looking for “pretty rocks,” and just exploring God’s world all around us.

Another thing that happens quite often, which I think is fun, are those times when we get into deep discussions about almost anything you can imagine! It isn’t uncommon for that to happen during out-loud family reading and I absolutely LOVE IT! Because we homeschool, we have the freedom to run with these unexpected occurrences and not only learn more about the issue being discussed, but about each other, too. It doesn’t get any cooler than that, in my opinion!


4. We all have funny experiences while homeschooling. Can you share one of yours with us?

The funniest thing that happened during our homeschooling adventure thus far is…well, I’ll just share with you the letter I sent to my family after school that day and you can see for yourself!

Hello to all. You may or may not know that Daddy was gracious enough to pick up some pig blubber and a pig's bladder for me earlier this year down home. Once here, we kept them in the freezer, just like Daddy had, the blubber wrapped in plastic bags and the bladder submerged in water, frozen in an old gallon ice cream tub. I read in the Little House cookbook that these things should keep just fine like that until I was ready to use them. We were all excited to have these unusual goodies on hand!

Earlier this summer, the day finally came when we rendered lard and cracklins from the huge mound of blubber Daddy brought. It was a process that took a long time, but it worked like a charm! There were lots of cracklins and the kids soon learned why Laura Ingalls' mother said that cracklins were "too rich for little girls." My crew kept creeping into the kitchen to sneak a handful of cracklins as they were draining on paper towels and, as a result of not listening to me or Caroline Ingalls' wise words, they all suffered stomach aches that night and runs the next day. LOL I did manage to keep a few cracklins out of their hands. They're slated for use as seasoning in johnny cakes AND the kids learned a lesson, so it was not all for naught!

Today I decided we would do with the bladder, which had thawed in the refrigerator, what we had always intended to do with it: clean it, blow it up, and use it as a ball in play....just like Laura and Mary did every year at butcher time. The kids were all excited. I was too, to be honest.

We all gathered round the sink and they watched as I took the lid off, poured out the slightly bloody liquid and revealed the bladder. Their mouths were agape. I started rinsing the bladder in running water and I noticed a smell I hadn't smelled in a long time: the faint smell of a pig farm. PEE-YEW! I didn't pay much attention, after all, I had raw pig innards in my hand right then and I have no clue how a pig smells inside!

I continued rinsing the bladder and finally held it up at eye level trying to figure out how this was all going to work. "Where do we blow the darned thing up at?!" is what kept going through my mind.

Something squished out of one end into my hand. I thought, "what the heck is this, I didn't know bladders had stuff in them?!" and I kept washing.

Then a smell hit me full force in the face, darn near knocking me over. I let out an "Oh, my Lord!" and by this time, the kids were running away, some of them gagging from the stench.

That's when I knew without a doubt that what I held in my hands and what I was continuing to wash out of this bladder into my kitchen sink (UGH!) was pristinely preserved pig poo.

I wasn't holding a pig's bladder, but rather a part of a pig's intestines, the former owner of which hadn't had a nice, cleansing bowel movement prior to his slaughter at the butcher shop.

Judging by the consistency and smell of the stuff, the portion of anatomy I held in my hands over my kitchen sink was VERY CLOSE to the working end of a pig, so close in fact, that I think it might be safe to say that the butcher in my hometown believes a pig's bladder and anal sphincter are one and the same. Isn't that special?

The smell is gone, the sinks are cleaned and sanitized, and the offending pig poo and incorrectly identified porcine part are all gone. My stomach is no longer churning and the same can be said for the kids'.

What isn't gone is the irony that right smack dab in the middle of this city, where there is no farmland as far as the eye can see, I, quite literally, ran into fresh pig poop. Who would've thunk it! Just another reason to thank the Lord you are not ME.

Homeschooling Fun With Limericks

Limericks are quite fun to write
The form can be tough though, you’re right
You have something to say;
Perfect in every way
But the last line won’t fit without a fight

Writing limericks with kids is a kick
You never know what words they will pick
They like to be foul
They like making me growl
So they use words that'll make me feel sick

I found these below in my files
Hidden amongst all the piles
Of stuff that I dids
With both of my kids
The fun we had lasted for miles.

*****
Circa 1994...

There once was a robot named Keith
who simply needed some beef.
He went to the store,
to buy him some more,
and completely rotted his teeth.
(By Keith and his Grandma)



We went on a ride with my bike.
I had to carry my counselor, Mike
He was really quite fat,
And so was his cat.
So I made them both ride on a trike.
(By Melissa and her Grandma)



There once was a dinosaur map
That was always so hard to unwrap.
When the triceratops tried,
He just sat there and cried.
'Cause his horns punched a hole in the flap.
(By Melissa, Keith and Mom)








There once was a girl who loved soccer
We all thought she was off of her rocker.
Melissa was her name,
and she played every game,
But she always left her shorts in her locker.
(By Melissa, Keith and Mom)

More Than Just Weekends: Creighton's Interview


We hear from another dad in today's interview. Creighton and his family homeschool in Louisville, Kentucky, and homeschooling means he can spend more time with his family. Creighton also spends time on several local homeschooling email lists providing his perspective and giving lots of helpful information to other Louisville area homeschoolers.

1. How long have you been homeschooling (or if finished, how long did you homeschool)?

My wife and I have been homeschooling for about four years.

2. One of the main benefits of homeschooling is the freedom and flexibility it allows. Can you give us a few examples of how this freedom and flexibility benefited you (your family)?

As I work second shift, homeschooling allows me to spend mornings with my family. Whereas, if they attended a public or private school during the work week, I would rarely see my own children awake except on weekends.

Additionally, it has allowed us great flexibility in day to day events, such as doctor's appointments out of state. Our son has a very rare eye condition, and my wife sometimes must take him to appointments in Cincinnati. Such common events would prove terribly disruptive to a rigidly structured education.

And the very best time to go to Walt Disney World is the week leading up to Labor Day Weekend, as that is back-to-school week for the vast majority of public school districts East of the Rockies. Some parents are willing to take their kids out of school for a vacation, but none of them will do so on the first week of the school year.


3. Another benefit of homeschooling is the fun factor. Can you give us a few examples of some especially fun times you had as a result of homeschooling?

See the WDW (Walt Disney World) reference above. Let me say that WDW is certainly the happiest place on Earth, more so when more than half of all the rides have no line whatsoever. The Ultimate Homeschool Fieldtrip lives up to it's name.

The Accidental Homeschooling Dad: Ben's Interview

Ben and his wife, Mary, have four children and live in Indiana. In addition to being the parent who stays home with the kids, Ben is also very active in Indiana's homeschooling support community. He manages a project called the Indiana Home Educators’ Network, which is an informally organized, grass-roots group whose main purpose is to help Indiana homeschoolers network with each other. Ben recently moved his family to a farm where he is a self-described Accidental Farmer raising horses, chickens, sheep and apparently doing all sorts of farm-boy activities.

So obviously this is one busy homeschooling dad. I’ve been trying to stop Ben long enough to do one of these interviews and it's been tough. I thought I’d finally get his interview done when we met recently for a project related to homeschoolers, but I found myself having so much fun talking with his children that I just plain forgot all about him.

Sorry about that Ben. But you know me, if there are some interesting and fun-loving kids around, that’s where I’m headed.

So this really isn't Ben's interview, it's Ben's children's interview.

This was the first time I’ve had a chance to do an interview in person and we had a great time. Of course it was under the best of conditions since we were all sharing a wonderful meal at The Old Spaghetti Factory in downtown Indianapolis. That’s where this picture was taken:


From left to right: Jeremiah (12 in June), Jamie (10) , Jennifer (6) and Jessica (15 in June).

Aren’t they cute? They sure look nothing like their father:

Now, don't think I'm the one being silly here, Ben submitted this photo! If you want to see what he looked like before he began his farming adventures, click here and scroll down to the January 6th entry.

Anyway, enough of my rambling, let’s hear from the Bennett children on the freedom, fun and flexibility of homeschooling…

1. How long have you been homeschooling (or if finished, how long did you homeschool)?

The entire crew has always been homeschooled.

2. One of the main benefits of homeschooling is the freedom and flexibility it allows. Can you give us a few examples of how this freedom and flexibility benefited you (your family)?

Jessica: I like to work with horses and do a lot with 4-H but I also want to enter into open horse shows and the flexibility of homeschooling lets me do that. You get the chance to earn prize money and it’s lots of fun.

Jeremiah: Field trips! And you don’t have to wait until school is out in order to learn what you want to learn. I can learn where I want and when I want. And I have the freedom to speak up when I have something I want to say.

Jamie: I can do what I want and learn in my own time. I don’t have to sit and do math for an hour; I can do 10 minutes and then do 10 more minutes an hour later if I want. I don’t have to eat school cafeteria food; I can eat good home-cooked meals three times a day.

Jennifer: Oh, I like it because I don’t have to do anything. (This is about all I got out of Jennifer because she was too busy helping her dad do things like sign the meal receipt and showing me the other words she can write: mom, dad and DVD.)


3. Another benefit of homeschooling is the fun factor. Can you give us a few examples of some especially fun times you had as a result of homeschooling?

Jessica: I really enjoyed the Renaissance Festival we went to in Indianapolis.

Jeremiah: Niagra Falls. My mom’s company has yearly conferences and the whole family goes together. The best part was going on the Hurricane Deck and you can even see Canada from there. Oh, and they had this cool generator too.

Jamie: When we went to Disney World and Disney Land.


4. We all have funny experiences while homeschooling. Can you share one of yours with us?

Everyone agreed that one of the funnier experiences happened when they went to Disney Land on one of their Mom’s conference trips.

Jeremiah explained, “We were heading out in a van and saw a sign that had pictures of Minnie and Mickey on it which said “Come Back Soon.” And a minute or so later, we saw the sign again, which made us laugh because we really did come back soon!”

“Yeah,” said Jessica, “And that’s because Dad was driving. He didn’t know where he was going and got lost and we started calling it the ‘Van of Terror’ because we didn’t know if we’d ever get out of there. Now every time we go somewhere, if Dad’s driving, we say we’re getting in the “Van of Terror.’”

“But if mom drives,” said Jamie, “It’s the ‘Van of Roses.’”


I guess Ben better stick to driving the tractor on the farm.

*****

Ben later confided in me that what he enjoys most about homeschooling are the learning moments. In the case of the Van of Terror, the older children ended up learning all about maps, navigation, reading street signs (again and again) following directions and many more life skills – all without a qualified teacher. In fact, they learned out of necessity because their teacher was obviously unqualified to navigate. Ben has learned the one thing necessary to be a great homeschooling parent: Humility.

(One more note: I also had the chance to meet a previous interviewee, Christa and her family in person. Unfortunately I did not get a picture of them but you can read about her family here.)

Homeschooling In 1992


Look what I found. This is an excerpt of a plan I wrote back in 1992, when were were starting our second year of homeschooling. Check out the creative name of our "school" considering my kids' names are Melissa and Keith. :)

I created this document to sort of set up a framework of plans for the year....

HOMESCHOOL 1992-1993

PHILOSOPHY

MK Elementary believes in integrated, interactive, hands-on learning. We believe children learn best by doing and by participating fully in their education.

The unit study approach will be the basic method used in teaching. We will integrate as many subjects as possible into the study of the topic chosen. The teacher and students will work together to determine the topic choices. We believe that by permitting the students to assist the teacher in making goal and topic decisions, their education becomes more meaningful and conforms with the student's interests and abilities.

Where integration is not possible, some traditional methods and materials will be used in each subject if necessary, especially in math and language arts. These methods are spelled out more clearly in the following outline.


The rest of the document is an outline categorized by subject areas.

When I read this I realize how much our philosophy changed over the years as we gained more experience and became more comfortable with the freedom. We loosened up bit by bit as the years passed and found a comfort level that worked for our family.

Rethinking Education: Barb Lundgren Interview


Like me, Barb is a mom whose kids are now adults but she is still very connected to the homeschooling/unschooling experience. So much so that she even runs a yearly conference, Rethinking Education. If you go to the site and read more about it, you will see that it is set up to be quite the learning experience. The 13th annual conference is held in Texas on Labor Day weekend and anyone interested in attending still has time to beat the early registration deadline of April 30th.

1. How long have you been homeschooling (or if finished, how long did you homeschool)?

We have been an unschooling family for 26 years now. Once you're in the unschooling groove, you are always learning, always rethinking, always unschooling. Now that my kids are are adults, my husband and I are still unschooling ourselves!

2. One of the main benefits of homeschooling is the freedom and flexibility it allows. Can you give us a few examples of how this freedom and flexibility benefited you (your family)?

I love the flexibility of sleep times, eating times, vacations off season, shopping when stores are empty, and absolutely the freedom to set the course for our own lives, all the time.

3. Another benefit of homeschooling is the fun factor. Can you give us a few examples of some especially fun times you had as a result of homeschooling?

Mud fights, creating new games like pool baseball, understanding our legal system by setting up "court" in our own home, moving into the treehouse for weeks at a time, having gnomes living in our backyard.>

4. We all have funny experiences while homeschooling. Can you share one of yours with us?

Yes, one really funny story comes to mind. My youngest was about 3 years old. It was a hot summer day and we were all seated around the dinner table having spaghetti. I had my arch nemesis Dr. Dobson on public radio during dinner because I wanted to hear what he had to say, mostly because I enjoyed getting all riled up back then over stuff that differed from my world view. The funny part is coming: my 3 year old was stark naked, uninterested in eating much, and draping spaghetti noodles all over his body ( did you hear ALL over?)and then picking them off one at a time and popping them into his mouth. We all thought it was funny, and really funny when the suggestion was made that we call Dr. Dobson to get his advice on how
to handle this!

Homeschoolers "Testing" School: Laura's Interview


Laura and I have several things in common, but the most important for me is that she understands the importance of respecting french fry cravings. When french fries call, we listen.

Laura and her family live amongst the cornfields of Northern Illinois and she has a blog called, umm, Wistful Wanderlust and she's, umm, a former public school teacher who, umm,

(I'm sorry but that picture of french fries is making me hungry. But surely I can finish this introduction. Let me continue.)

Anyway, despite her best efforts as a teacher, Laura realized that the constraints of institutional school, umm, stifles the freedom needed for enjoyable learning. She even, umm, amazingly, umm, oh heck, just read the darn interview will ya?

I need to go get some fries.

1. How long have you been homeschooling (or if finished, how long did you homeschool)?

We've been radically unschooling for 10 years. I was a public school teacher and my oldest son (now 16) went to kindergarten - we both quit and we've been happily pursuing our passions ever since. My younger son (12) has never been to school.

2. One of the main benefits of homeschooling is the freedom and flexibility it allows. Can you give us a few examples of how this freedom and flexibility benefited you (your family)?

The real beauty is in having the time and freedom to discover *who we are* and *what we love.* School kids don't have the time or freedom to discover what they really love to do - I know because I was one.

Homeschoolers - and unschoolers in particular - get to dabble in all sorts of things and find their passions. They often specialize; they delve deeply into a topic, hobby, or interest, and adapt their lives around these passions. Unschoolers find ways to say yes to every consideration, and being free of school's rigid schedule allows them to go where their passions take them. It's a beautiful way to live!

While schools work to force-feed learning to children, my kids don't have enough hours in the day to do all the things they want to do. As they engage in their activities and projects, all self-chosen and self-designed, they are vivacious, curious, and deeply engaged; often excited and chatty, sometimes quiet in deep concentration.

I remember how my 4th grade students looked when I was a teacher - bored, apathetic, distracted; at best sitting straight in their chairs in obedient attention but that was more to please me than due to genuine interest - and I was a teacher who tried very hard to make school interesting and enjoyable.


3. Another benefit of homeschooling is the fun factor. Can you give us a few examples of some especially fun times you had as a result of homeschooling?

Just a few?

Really, our goal is to make every day fun. If not rip-roaring, gut-busting fun, at least comfortable, pleasant, satisfying. It might sound all pie-in-the-sky, but we really don't have too many bad days.

If you want examples that demonstrate what we have up on school, though, I'd offer the following: taking trips whenever we want, visiting public spaces during weekdays when we have the places mostly to ourselves, tea parties with grandma, sleeping in and staying up late, and having all-night video game parties.

Oh, and eating whenever we're hungry and sleeping whenever we're tired. And seeing everything - and I mean *everything* - as learning.

And loving learning because someone else hasn't turned it into work.

And getting to be outside whenever we want.

And dropping everything to hang out with the friend who's just called.

And taking off for french fries 5 seconds after the craving hits. Shall I go on?


4. We all have funny experiences while homeschooling. Can you share one of yours with us?

After radically unschooling for 8 years, my oldest, Brady (16), decided to attend a private, college-prep high school for his freshman year. Mostly to play soccer. He passed the entrance exam (even though he'd never used a text book or taken a test before - ever), but still, I couldn't help worrying about him as he went off for his first day of school.

After dropping him off and breathing into a paper bag for a while, I decided to take my younger son, Jonathan, to Starbucks for coffee and a hot cocoa. Then we'd take our Scrabble game to a riverside park - something fun to pass the time.

But I couldn't go into the Starbucks because I couldn't stop crying. I was missing Brady and mourning the end of our unschooling time together. I sat in the parking lot, trying to get myself together while Jonathan played his Nintendo DS in the backseat, shooting me the occasional worried glance.

But then my crying turned to laughing... as I thought about going into the Starbucks in tears... imagining the conversation...

Starbucks Barista: "You ok?"
Blubbering Me: "Yes. I just dropped off my son for his first day of school."
Starbucks Barista: "Oh... kindergarten?"
Blubbering Me: "No. High School."

:-)

Postscript: After successfully completing his freshman year - even making the honors list - Brady decided to return to unschooling. He missed doing the things he loves. And he'd proven to himself he could do it. (Wahoo!)